My friend Doug took me out to lunch on my birthday. We both work for a law firm, and we have our own offices. Over a couple of beers at the strip club Doug asks me if I’ve ever had anonymous sex. I laughed at him, and he bet that I wouldn’t know what to do if a woman offered herself to me, no strings attached. I told him I’d fuck her faster than Judge Peters can close a case. Doug laughed and asked me if I’d ever heard of Adult Friend Finder. I told him no, so he explained. ‘All those women who come in for consultations with me? Half of them I met on Adult Friend Finder. It’s an online swingers site, full of horny woman and wives, and the best part is that they never come crying back for more. I’m lucky if I see most of them twice! Then there’s Kelsey, she’s something else.’ Doug’s eyes got that far away look. ‘When we get back to the office I have a surprise for you,’ Doug warned as we left the club. Back at the office I was actually relieved to see a couple of estheticians waiting to give me a manicure. I know it sounds sissy, but when you’re dealing with the big bucks, you got to look groomed, like you’ve never done a hard day’s work in your life. I relaxed and closed the door behind me. I offered my hand to Antoinette, and she began filing my nails. ‘Don’t you usually soak them first?’ I asked, hoping it wouldn’t take too long. ‘Sure mister, we can soak them,’ Antoinette smiled. She looked at her partner Maria, who took my other hand. Then they both began to suck on my fingers! Long, lovely licks with their tongues, and their mouths going up and down and those huge brown eyes staring up into mine, loving the taste of my skin… ‘Whoa!’ I called, and pulled back. ‘Happy Birthday Malcolm,’ they said in unison. And that’s how it happened. Before Adult Friend Finder came into my life I’d never had sex at the office. My girlfriend refused, said I was a pig. She knows Doug has, and calls him a pig all the time.