My wife said the neighbors looked like trouble the day they moved in. The neighbors were swingers. They had sex parties, small orgies we’d seen from our bedroom window. I’d get up and watch more after my wife went to sleep. It didn’t matter which window of theirs I peeped in, there was always something to see. One afternoon while my wife was out spending my money I looked for porn online. I entered swingers in the search engine and found a site called Easydater. It was all ads for people to meet others for sex. I was fascinated. I browsed the women’s ads first, then the couples and found our neighbors. There they were, asking for anyone; couples, men or women. I played with the idea of answering their ad, but knew if they told Maria I’d be shit on a stick. Maybe he wouldn’t let me fuck his wife unless he could fuck mine. Frustrated, I grabbed a pop from the fridge and looked out to their backyard. He was waving good-bye and getting in the car with a suitcase, and she returning to the back to tan. I waited until his car had turned the corner, and walked over to the neighbor’s. Delilah, the luscious neighbor, was on a towel, tanning. Her tiny thong bikini hid only the best parts. ‘Hey, sexy, I’ve seen your ad. You up for a little afternoon delight?’ She squinted up at me. I bent down closer so she could see. ‘Oh, Enrique, it’s you.’ She laughed. ‘I was wondering how long it would take you. Well, come on, before Maria gets home.’ Delilah pulled me down to kiss her. Maria’s never that forward; I almost creamed my pants. Then I took over, running my hands all over her soft skin, pinching and tickling her just right. My fingers felt for her wetness beneath the tight thong. Delilah was a nymphet, making each second more thrilling than the last. I was dizzy with desire when I finally mounted her, and when she bucked back to meet my thrusting cock I had to hold back. I wanted her to come, because I wanted to do this again. After her orgasm Delilah swallowed, and asked me which ad I’d seen. ‘Easydater,’ I said. ‘I’m just curious. We have a few,’ and she laughed.