Sexy Idiot I had a fling with this crazy woman the other day. She was a housewife obviously going though a mid life crisis and I basically took advantage of the situation. I know that’s a little evil, but what can I say, I’m an asshole. I found her on the Adult Friend Finder dating service and suggested an evening she would never forget. I told her about this old road I knew of that no one ever goes on. She was to go stand there naked and wait for me, I told her it would help her to experience the oneness of nature all naked and crap like that. Anyway, I found her buck naked on the road and she was singing like a loon. Something wasn’t quite right with this bitch, but I told her to just get over here and start sucking my cock. She never said a word to me but man could this hoe suck. She begged me to lick her, but I said fuck that and bent her over for a hard riding. She loved sex and I fucked her for all I was worth. I doubt she came, but I didn’t give a hoot. I was able to blow my load all over her and that’s all I cared about. She begged me for a ride back to town, seemed she had walked out here but since I thought she was a little too loopy I left here out there. As I drove away I saw her cloths on the side of the road, and as a joke I picked them up and took them with me. I chuckled to myself all the way home, I wonder if she tried to hitchhike? Imaging seeing a naked woman on the side of the road, covered in cum, asking for a ride. Too funny. Maybe next time she’s show a little more common sense when meeting a stranger for casual sex. I didn’t really care tough, there are hundreds of local women on Adult Friend Finder and I’ve never struck out with any of them so why not have some fun with an idiot now and then. I mean if you’re gona let you do it, why not? Fuck a Dumb Broad! Adult Friend Finder Get Laid Tonight!

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