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Weird, Weird, Weird
I'm a kinky guy. I've always had weird fantasies that I would like to try out. One of the most erotic sounds to me is the pussy fart. Nothing gets me hornier than a good loud pussy fart. I don't know what it is about that sound, and the erotic small that comes with it, but whenever I hear it I just get turned on. Now most women are ashamed of them, and finding a girl who is into helping me fully explore my fetish has been a hard thing to do, until now. You see, I found this Internet site called Adult Friend Finder, and it solved all my problems. I put up an ad for a woman who was willing to participate in an experiment concerning pussy farting. It took a couple of weeks but I finally got a response. This gorgeous blonde replied and said she was game. She showed up at my house the next day, and brought a costume for me to wear. She wanted me all decked out in a leather outfit do that I would look like some sort of Alien. She was hoping I could fulfill my fantasy and she could live out her fantasy about being abducted by aliens and having her pussy probed by them. Compatible ideas, so I went for it. I dressed up in the weird ass getup she brought and she stripped down to her sexy underwear. I had a little air pump with a hose and I stuck it into her pussy and injected air into her. After a few moments her pussy started to fart. It really turned me on. I pumped in more air and her pussy farted more and more. I was getting soo turned on I could hardly take it any more. She started to moan " please, please I'll do anything you ask" and I assumed it was just her acting out her fantasy. Her pussy got soo juicy and the sound of it farting turned out to be just too much for me, so I took out the air hose and stuck my cock into her. Her eyes popped open and she got a look of total shock on her face. I pumped her a few times and she squirmed away from me. I looked at her puzzled, all clad in my spaceman getup, and she crawled back to me. My dick was waving free in the air and she took in into her mouth and sucked me off. What an incredible blowjob, I got even harder than I already was. She juiced up my cock real good with her saliva and then begged me to let her live. I though I was kinky, this girl was over the bend. I smirked and demanded that she bend over and let me fuck her, or else she'd be terminated. Hell, I can act too. She got up and shoved her as in my face. I grabbed her ass cheeks and stuck my big cock deep into her pussy. I pumped her hard and fast and she cried out with delight. I rammed her for a while and then told her to change positions. We fucked some more but I couldn't hold on any longer and pulled my cock out to blow my load all over my face. I told her to suck it now or be vaporized, and she sucked me off while I came in her mouth. I exploded all over her face and then collapsed on my couch. She sat there on the floor, and begged me to let her live. Man, this woman was fucked up. I told her to leave now or I'd use my ray gun on her, and she got up, naked, and ran out the door in a panic. My cum was still all over her face. I never saw her again. Next time I think I'll just ask for a simple, straight lay. My neighbors won't freak out as much.
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