It’s so boring where I live I’m surprised that my mind hasn’t just popped out, like the cotton in the fields, all the fluffy stuff blooming like flowers from the side of my head. So I keep myself amused with Adult Friend Finder, and discovering new and exciting ways to seduce the hot, muscled men that work around here, men who aren’t afraid of a hot pepper like myself.In my previous life I was a showgirl, but I retired with a modest savings, bought a house, got a job, and began my search for the biggest gun in Dixieland. Guys grow like the cotton around here, all big and showy, black and white, a pleasant variety, just like I like them. My methods of getting them into my bedroom vary, but once they’ve entered and watched me slide around naked on white satin sheets, they stay. I’ve been here only six months and have already gone through most of the best in the area. That’s why I’m glad I found Easydater, because I can expand my search for the perfect male growth.In the meantime, I still have to dip into the one big cotton barrel here. Recently a newbie arrived, a cousin of another guy who’s had a few turns in my bed. It didn’t take me long to pick him out the crowd of usual yokels at the local ‘nightclub’. These hicks wouldn’t know fashion if it stomped all over their shit caked boots and snapped the thick bands on their BVD’s, but they do breed well. There are enough snotty nosed kids running around, and in the packages they carry in their tight denim pants always shows such promise.So I roped the Virginian Virgin and took him back to my place for the ride of his life. I tamed the wild snake in his pants, taught him how to lick and suck and fuck like a real man. He was grateful for the lesson, so much so that he came back the very next day with his cousin, and asked if he could show him how good he’d gotten! These back-brained types never won points for tact, but they sure do know how to fuck, that’s a fact. As a tag team the boys were fine, bringing this little flower to full bloom every single time. After all that attention to detail, I decided I’d share Adult Friend Finder with them. They deserve to show the rest of the female world a good old-fashioned fuck-fest, with no strings attached!