Flaming hot Irish man he was not. Flaming fucking liar was more like it, old and wrinkly, but packing a meaty sausage in his too tight pants, making me hope this wouldn’t be a complete waste of fucking time. His ad on Adult Friend Finder was more than a little misleading, but his attitude was right; just enough pleading in his voice as he begged Mandy and I to stay for a drink. We had no other plans for the Saturday night, so we decided to stay. To think we had gotten all dolled up for him. His place was decorated for a party, so kitsch, so 1950’s, and then we realized that was what his place looked like all the time. It was fun, and we began to relax and have a good time. Stu had a fantastic oldies record collection, with songs so upbeat and tempting that soon we were dancing like fools all over his living room. The steady flow of margaritas helped, and I didn’t even mind when Stu began to cop feels of my fleshy tits and hard rump, letting his hands linger longer and longer each time. Mandy wasn’t left out of the action, getting her fair share of his ancient paws. The whole scene was kinky and more than a little exciting. I actually felt my pussy get wet when his fingers squeezed so low on my ass that they slipped and pressed against my panty-covered cunt. What the hell, it was a Saturday night, and too late to make other plans. Mandy and I complained about the heat; the silly old coot opened a window and apologized, said he sleeps better when it’s warm. We could keep him warm, we teased, but he wouldn’t be able to sleep. ‘It’s something else we have in mind to keep your blood pumping,’ I said as I slipped off my top. Mandy did the same, and invited the pervert to join us on the sofa. That’s when things really got interesting. His hands were faster than most 20 year olds’, but much more pleasing. And the amazing bulge that stretched his polyesters was real, all natural man meat. Mandy and I took turns sucking his cock, getting him good and hard for a real good fuck. He was old, but he had energy in reserve. He must have used every trick he knew because he actually made me come, and Mandy, too. Before we left we promised to give him good reviews on Adult Friend Finder, crazy old bastard!