I’m a pussy hog; I love to lick, dive, surf, catch the little man in the boat, whatever you want to call it. I’m a carpet licker from way back. I’m sure that’s why my wife married me; I’m not the most attractive man but I’ve got a great tongue and I work hard for my money. What more could a wife ask for? I guess she could ask for me not to cheat, but is it really cheating if all I touch them with is my hands and tongue? I’ll even keep my cock in my pants the whole time just to get a whiff of the sultry perfume of a pussy. That’s why my handle on Adult Friend Finder is Lick4u. And believe me; I always get a response when I send out an email! I used to work in a strip club in the day shift as a D.J. Not only did I make tons of cash in tips from the girls, I got to taste almost all the pussy I met. The idea came to me one day when one of the girls was complaining about the guy she went on a date with the night before. “Why do guys always want blow-jobs first? They’re trying to get into our pants, not the other way around. They should bend over backwards, begging to lick our pussies first.” She was right; I asked her near the end of my shift if she would let me lick her, just lick, nothing else. I promised to keep my cock in my pants, and to leave as soon as she came. She laughed, but she took me up on my offer. After my shift I met her in her hotel room. She was wearing only a bathrobe, and sat on the edge of the bed. “I think I’d like you to stay on the floor,” she smiled. I got on my knees before her, and moved in close enough to kiss her bare knees. “Whatever you want or don’t want, just tell me. I’ll do whatever you say,” I drooled. She lay back, propped her head on two pillows and let her robe fall open. From where I was, the view was an amazing landscape of the female form. “Go easy at first, I’ll tell you if I want more,” she said. I kissed my way to her pussy from her feet. Then I spent a good minute enjoying her perfume, rubbing my nose gently across her silky lips and swollen clitoris. It was a wonderful experience for both of us. But like most idiots, I got married and found a different job because the wife was jealous. Going online is the only way I can meet girls now. Adult Friend Finder is my pussy palace now, and it’s the best one on the Internet strip.