It wasn’t supposed to be this way, but when you’re dealt lemons, you make lemonade. And if you’re lucky, you can share it with someone from Easydater. When I first married Antonio we were so in love; we spent hours in the park on a blanket, in the backseat of his car, in the basement of our parent’s homes. We couldn’t keep our hands off of each other. We are both from old-fashioned families, and we were expected to live at home until we married. That said, we did, at the young ages of 18 and 19. We were so young! Within a year we were both going on dates with other people. Antonio started it, and didn’t even bother trying to hide it after I confronted him three times. “You need a good fuck, you should try Easydater too,” he snarled one night as he walked out the door. That asshole! He was right though; we hadn’t fucked in about six weeks at that point. I needed a man, and since my husband wasn’t there for me, why shouldn’t I try Easydater? I put up a profile and emailed some of the cuter guys I saw online. They all answered back and were all interested in meeting me. The problem was, did I really want to meet them? A part of me still loved Antonio and hoped that this was a phase he was going through, and that he’d come to his senses, wake up, and love me like he was supposed to do. Supposed don’t work here, though. I made my first date. I met Andy about five times for lunch before finally agreeing to meet him at night. I asked him to pick me up at my place; I thought one last shot, and if Antonio doesn’t get jealous, then I’m getting divorced. Andy picked me up and Antonio told us to “Have a nice night! I won’t wait up” He even smiled when he closed the door. I fucked Andy in his car in our driveway that night. Antonio watched from the front window, and gave me the thumbs up when we were done. “Let’s go to your place, and fuck some more,” I hissed. I didn’t return home until 3 pm the next day, and I was with my father. He changed the locks, and now I invite my Easydater friends to my home to fuck, since I’m a divorcee.