Hookers No More

I was so horny the other day that I broke down and ordered a hooker from the escort section in the yellow pages. I don’t have to tell you that I wasn’t impressed. A skinny little crack whore showed up at my door. I almost didn’t let her in, but the driver with her threatened to kick in my door if I didn’t take her and pay her. I did my time with the crack whore, and I let her blow me. She was pretty good, but I decided that night that I would never try that again. Money and sex just don’t mix. Unfortunately I was still horny. Rather that go to the bar and do that whole scene and get rejected by every woman I approach I stayed home. I went online to this Internet dating service called Adult Friend Finder. I’d seen it before through a link from all the online porn sites I visit. The next day a shapely brunette babe showed up at my house. Her name was Shelley. She wasn’t perfect, but I wasn’t either. She was a little thin but she was a thousand times better looking than that crack whore that I had ordered the other day. Shelley came to my place and we had a wonderful conversation over a glass of wine before going to the bedroom. Once there we slipped out of our clothes and into each other. Shelley sucked me, fucked me and let me blow my whole load deep inside of her. When we were done she hung around for a few minutes and then left. And I didn’t even have to pay her. I loved it, it was better than ordering any hooker. I actually got sucked and fucked without a condom. I tell you, Adult Friend Finder is going to change my sex life. I just can’t wait to get on the computer and make another date for tomorrow. I didn’t even have to pay her, she actually wanted to fuck me!

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