Our office division secretary is a cute looking twenty-three year old strawberry blonde named Marjia. More than once I’ve beat my meat thinking about her and her short skirts and tight blouses. I wished she was an Adult Friend Finder girl; I wish they all were! Instead I had to play it the old fashioned way and wait until our annual Christmas party before taking a shot at getting into her crotch. I didn’t consider my party networking complete until I’d stroked all the right egos. Once that was out of the way, however, I was ready to focus the rest of my energy on Marjia. I found her near the bar, with one hand holding a drink and the other holding the bar, and herself, in an upright position. She looked loaded. ‘Fuck,’ I thought to myself. I don’t fuck with pussies who are drunk, no way. I asked Marjia if she was ready to go home. She wanted some coffee first, said she didn’t want her parents to see her like this. I helped her down to the break room and get some coffee. When I opened the door we both got a real eyeful. We had surprised another female coworker giving two of our sales Managers simultaneous blowjobs. I quickly pulled the door shut again, and told Marjia we’d have to get her coffee at Starbucks. Marjia was quiet until we got to my car. There she started laughing again and said that she wished she knew how to give a good blowjob. Figuring she was just drunk and talking out of her head I jokingly told her that when she was ready that I'd be glad to help her out. At the Starbucks I bought her a double espresso latte. She was quiet as she sipped it all the way home. A week later as the office New Year's Eve party ended at noon, Marjia asked me if she could talk to me for a minute in my office. I led her to the office and watched her close the door behind us. Marjia thanked me for what I'd done, and not done, the week before. Then she told me that she wanted to take me up on my offer, on the blowjob lessons. “You remember that?” I asked her. “I remember Adult Friend Finder, too. I checked it out; I saw you there. I’m there too, now.” I grinned like a cat in a bird cage.