Dry Humor

I decided one day I would try something different, and that thing was Adult Friend Frinder. It’s an online dating site where you can meet people in your area. I live in Arlen, so I like that feature. I never knew there were so many cheaters and swingers in Arlen! I was tired of picking up guys at the bar. I hate the smoke and the booze and the late nights. I just knew that there must be something better out there for a young good looking babe like me. How hard could it be? All I wanted was sex. I’ve always thought that honesty is the best policy. That’s why I’m up front about what I’m looking for. Adult Friend Finder allows me to lay all the ground rules out on the table before even meeting a guy. I willed myself to find the site online. I fantasized about the perfect way to meet a man. Adult Friend Finder on the internet and it was exactly the thing I needed. I was able to put up an ad and wrote exactly what I wanted out of a casual relationship. I wanted the man at my house when I wanted him, and I want him gone when I want him gone. My perfect man has to be experienced and be a non-smoker. I didn’t want any booze involved, I like sex sober. After laying out all the terms I made a date with the first guy who replied. His name was Andy. He seemed nice enough when he arrived, and we began to watch TV together. I soon realized that we needed a reason to get started on the sex. I started by asking him “What do you think my tits might taste like?” Andy said, “I bet they’re sweet; maybe I should sample them to make sure.” Moments later we were stripping each other and then we were fucking on my bed. He poked me for only a short time before he told me he was ready to explode. That was not part of my plan. But I forgave him and waited for him to get hard again so we could fuck for hours. When I was finished with him we were both exhausted and ready to go to sleep. I told him to get dressed and get out, and he left. It was the perfect date; don’t you agree? That’s why I like Adult Friend Finder.

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