I was cruising down the strip late last Saturday. It was near the end of my shift and I was kind of beat, feeling really tempted just to say fuck it and go on home. But the lure of picking up one more fare kept me going; I need the bucks just like everybody else. I’ve seen just about every sick thing you could dream up, freaks of all shapes, colors and sizes, especially late at night. I really like the swingers; the pretty girls always come onto me. That’s how I learned about Adult Friend Finder, and found out that becoming a swinger is a lot easier than it looks! The rest of the freaks come out like sewer rats, and it’s my job to chauffeur them from sewer to sewer. You just try to keep your ass out of trouble. I’ve been lucky so far. The only close call I had was with a couple of skinheads who thought they’d have fun with the old black guy driving the taxi. They didn’t know this ‘old black guy’ packs a weapon. Once those bald little brats found themselves staring down the barrel of my .57 magnum they changed their tune pretty fast. But it’s not so bad. I keep my job because I like the hours and the money. And sometimes I even like the people I meet. Take Doris, for instance. I’d stopped at a busy intersection to pick up a shapely redhead and her male friend, a conservative, businessman type. I hadn’t driven half a block before I figured out that she was one of those swingers, and he was her date. “So baby,” she murmured to him in a soft, sexy voice. “Should we give the guy a show?” “Sure, why not?” her date answered. Through my rear view mirror I watched the redhead straddle the guy’s lap. She opened her blouse and the man moaned and then brought his hands up to paw at her big, heavy boobs. Soon my cab was filled with the juicy sucking noises of his mouth on her stiff ripe nipples. I was dying for a better look, but it’s kind of hard to drive when you’re staring into your rear view mirror, so, I kept glancing back and forth from the road to the mirror. “Why don’t you pull over and let her suck your cock while I fuck her?” the guy said from behind a mountain of tits. “I’ll turn off the meter,” I answered. That’s how I was initiated into Adult Friend Finder and the swinger’