I first found Easydater when I heard my wife gossiping about it over the phone. She was yakking with any one of her girlfriends, something she does from the moment she comes home from work until she shuts her face to watch C.S.I. at night. Anyhow, like I was saying, she was mouthing off on the phone about how one of her girlfriends at work had caught her husband cheating on her, and he was using this online dating service to do it. Well, like most husbands I like to do things to piss off my woman every once in a while just to keep things interesting, you know? So I hunkered down in front of the computer there, we keep it in the living room as we don’t have any other extra rooms in the house for it, and seeing as how my darling wife likes to shop online and watch C.S.I. and talk to her girlfriends on the phone all at the same time, it’s the perfect place. So I snuck right into that seat in front of the computer and put my hand on the mouse. The computer is never turned off in our house, like most everything else and especially my wife’s mouth. I go to google and search for Easydater. It comes right up, top of the list. I click the link. I close my eyes here and take a deep breath. My wife is either staring at the screen keeping tabs on me like she always does, or else the conversation she’s hosting is so nasty that she doesn’t have time for me. Tonight’s my lucky night; when I open my eyes the Easydater site is on the screen in front of me and my head is still attached to my body. She has no idea. Well, I’d come so far, I couldn’t turn back. I started searching for women in my area. There were plenty. I posted my profile, which didn’t take long at all; and then I sat back and waited for the magic to happen. It was meant to be; the very next day a married woman emailed me asking to meet. I knew if I went the wife would be really, really pissed off. I thought about the consequences, about her moving out and taking the computer with her. I could buy another. Easydater’s available on all pc’s, not only hers!