Do You Do Seconds?

Debbie sent me an e-mail demanding my number so she could call. Her picture showed a very hot blonde, so I sent her my number right away. She called and asked for my measurements. I’d never had a girl do that before. I told her I’d have to be hard to give her an honest number, but even in its flaccid state it was nine and a half inches of pure love joy. That’s all she needed to hear, and her address was written on my hand and I was on my way. I used to think that dating services were only for geeks who couldn’t get laid unless they paid for it. Then I tried one, on a bet. A bunch of guys were out one night and someone mentioned Adult Friend Finder. He said it was a sure thing, which he’d heard you can’t go wrong if you connect with one of the nymphomaniacs from the site. So I tried it. I was a little drunk when I put up my picture and profile, and didn’t really expect much. Especially when I wrote that my favourite things were sixty-nines in the bedroom and eating pussy on the beach. But guess what – it worked! To tell the truth, I was a little nervous. It didn’t occur to me until I was almost there that she might be a freak, or try to rob me. Then I remembered another thing she said; “If you make me cum I’ll suck your cock dry.” That was good enough for me. I rang the bell and heard Debbie call me inside. I let myself in and followed her voice to a room down the hall. I opened the door and entered her den. We pured a galss of wine but hardly took a sip of it. Debbie was ready for me. She said I looked cute, and that she wanted to see my cock, right away. “It looks better if it’s hard,” I assured her as she ripped my pants off. “Don’t you worry, I’ll make sure he’s hard,” she promised. Debbie did better than that. We did everything just like they do in the porn movies. It was fucking awesome. When it was over I asked Debbie if she’d call again. “We’ll see. I’m quite popular on Adult Friend Finder. I only visit twice if I have multiple orgasms.” “Did you?” I began, and then stopped. “If you have to ask,” Debbie laughed, then left.